He robbed himself not only of money, but also robbed himself of pretty much any shred of dignity:
A delivery truck driver said he had been robbed at gunpoint Tuesday afternoon while attempting to put a large amount of cash into a safe at the back of the vehicle.
But authorities were suspicious, since there didn’t seem to be any witnesses and the driver couldn’t say what the robber looked like. After further questioning, police said the driver confessed he was the one who actually stole the money.
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Categories: Show Piles September 2008
Oh. That explains it. They are from Iowa:
Iowa City police said a man who was driving drunk tried to bribe a police officer – with a sandwich. Police said a 25-year-old man was charged with drunken driving early Sunday morning after an officer saw him driving with his headlights off and pulled him over.
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Categories: Show Piles September 2008
What do you get when a stupid criminal tries to hide in a port-a-potty?
The suspect tried to hide in the Port-O-Let, but the victim found him and turned it over, covering him in huge amounts of human waste.
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Categories: Show Piles September 2008
