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This Week’s Celebrations!

September 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This week we celebrate(?):  LINE DANCE WEEK!

This week’s daily parties:

  • Swap Ideas Day (9/10)
  • Video Games Day (9/12)
  • Bald is Beautiful Day (9/13)
  • International Chocolate Day (9/13)
  • International Sing Out Day (9/15)
  • National Women Road Warrior Day (9/15)
  • International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer (9/16)

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I know we are generally silly on our show and on this site, but I cannot end this post without remembering those we lost on Patriot Day, September 11th.  May God watch over those who lost family or friends that day.  Know you are in our prayers.

Categories: Show Piles September 2008

Stupid Criminals: The “I Need a Hand” Edition

September 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

OMG (emphasis mine)!

A man addicted to masturbation and flashing coffee makers has thanked police for catching him saying he needs a hand to stop.

The Washington State man, 20, said he was addicted to fondling himself at drive-thru espresso stands and exposing himself to baristas.

But when finally caught he told police he was happy officers finally caught up with him.

‘Thank you for catching me. I need to stop and I can’t do it alone,’ the man allegedly told police.

Dood.  If you are masturbating you are, indeed, “doing it alone.”

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Categories: Show Piles September 2008

McCain Won the Race!

September 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Hmmmmm…..perhaps an indication of November’s election?

This presidential race was no contest: John McCain sped to the finish while Barack Obama was reluctant to leave the starting point.

But there’s no guarantee giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches will predict the real result in November.

The roach race Thursday was part of the New Jersey Pest Management Association’s annual clinic and trade show.

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Categories: Show Piles September 2008

Stupid Criminals: The “Hell on Wheels” Edition

September 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Makes you wonder what the hell this guy was going to do Friday night!

DALLAS (AP) – A wheelchair getaway at a 7-Eleven has police looking for an unusual robbery suspect. Authorities said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas convenience store this week, rolled straight toward the cash register and began hitting it with a baseball bat.

But that’s not the whole story.  We will enlighten you on Wednesday’s show!

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Categories: Show Piles September 2008