I’m not entirely sure what this dood was trying to do, but perhaps he got caught preparing for a nice meal of sausage and long pig:
Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Yes, rubbed one man with spices and whacked the other with a sausage. An 8-inch sausage, by the way.
