This guy is just a complete moron. But morons make for good discussion, right?
A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.
Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking.
“He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn’t a big deal,” Ward said.
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Not that I wish illness or food poisoning on anyone, but there’s this whole karma thing you see…
A man who says he bought moldy cookies in the King County Jail is suing the county for pain, suffering and emotional distress. Moses Wiggins, 41, said he didn’t notice the mold until he had eaten half a bag of cookies. He spent several days vomiting while suffering diarrhea and stomach cramps.
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We’ll be dedicating a song to this story:
SEOUL, South Korea — North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is believed to be recovering from recent surgery, South Korea’s spy agency said Wednesday, as the communist nation rejected reports questioning Kim’s health as a “conspiracy plot.”
Speculation has intensified that Kim may have taken ill after he missed a parade Tuesday commemorating the communist state’s founding 60 years ago. That followed weeks of being absent from public view and rumors that foreign doctors were brought to the isolated nation to possibly treat him.
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Bezerkely nutcases end two year moronic harmonic convergence with nature.
The money quotes:
“We gave it a good fight,” said Ayr, who was arrested twice during protests over the last week. “It’s unfortunate that the death culture marches forward, but we’re going to keep fighting for life.”
University officials praised the patience of the campus police, saying they had been subjected to considerable abuse during the long protest, including having human waste dumped on them by some tree-sitters during earlier operations.
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