This week we celebrate: BALANCE AWARENESS WEEK
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Categories: Show Piles September 2008
Um….duh?
WATERFORD, Mich. (AP) – A Waterford man told police his crack cocaine habit drove him to steal nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-Eleven store.
Police in the Detroit suburb say the 46-year-old man opened the door to an outside storage room at the store early Tuesday, grabbed a large bag filled with the cans, put them in his car and drove away.
One question there, Slick….how much crack would you have gotten for $24.70?
Categories: Show Piles September 2008
Sure you were….
Sheriff’s deputies in Yavapai County said a man picked the wrong place to take a nap, but he’ll now have plenty of time to catch up on sleep.
Sheriff’s spokesman Dwight D’Evelyn said in a statement that deputies responding to a burglar alarm at a gun and police accessories store in Prescott early Monday found an open window.
They found a 35-year-old man inside, smelling of booze and fast asleep. The man told deputies he had been driving and was just looking for a place to sleep.
He probably didn’t know quite what to say when they found gloves, a flashlight and a bag of stuff he was going to steal. Oh, and a few pesky warrants…..
Categories: Show Piles September 2008
The next odd couple?
Trafalgar Square routinely serves as a stage for mimes, jugglers and other acts, but the tourist attraction drew an exceptionally curious crowd Tuesday when the shortest man who can walk met the woman with the longest legs.
He is 2 feet and 5.37 inches tall. Her legs are taller than he is, with a length of 52 inches (more than 4 feet).
The world is a freaky, freaky place.
Categories: Show Piles September 2008
