Men, get your Playboys because you can’t get your fix on the field:
Less than a month into the football season, the Idaho Vandals are undergoing another makeover after spectators complained that cheerleaders’ uniforms were flashing a little more than school spirit.
After the football team dumped the school logo from the buttocks of their new pants, the university in Moscow got complaints that new two-piece cheerleader uniforms were too skimpy.
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This week we celebrate: NATIONAL LOVE YOUR FILES WEEK
This week’s daily parties:
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Who would have thunk it….Clay Aiken is gay. Film at 11.
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What a rewarding job policework is when you have “reached” someone:
Instead of having a hostile reaction, a driver offered his thanks when officers pulled him over on suspicion of drunken driving for a fifth time.
A criminal complaint quoted 52-year-old David Hyland of Plymouth as saying, “Thank you very much for everything you’ve done for me” after he was stopped early last Friday.
The complaint says he added, “I shouldn’t have been driving and deserve to get caught.”
Awwwwww….ain’t that sweet?
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You just can’t make this stuff up!
It was the ultimate expression of road rage. A furious woman driver died after ramming another vehicle and spinning her wheels so fast that her own car burst into flames.
This woman had more issues than a little road rage, though, people:
Appalled onlookers urged her to get out of the car as the flames licked around her but she told them to “F*** off”, an inquest in Gloucester was told.
I guess you could say she went down in flames.
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Okay, the title of this article speaks volumes:
Rescue Planned for Woman Trapped in Home by Giant Pig
This is absolutely insane:
Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.
Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.
Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.
First of all, the pig’s name is Bruce. Secondly, he’s the size of a Shetland pony. Lastly, and most alarming…did you see she has to use an outdoor toilet?!?!?
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What a nice little legal nightmare THIS is:
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Mark Poveromo feels ripped off twice over. A judge ordered him to repay money he collected from a builder convicted of stealing from him — and told him to kick in the thief’s attorney fees and court costs, too.
Okay….maybe it’s not an odd or funny story. Yeesh.
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