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Clowns are Scary…

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Especially when they are naked!

Bozo in the buff — all year long!

Seeking to raise money for MS research, 16 graduates from the Clown Conservatory have unveiled its 2009 naked clown calendar, which features the jolly jokesters posing in nothing but their birthday suits.

Um….this is for a good cause and all, but I have to ask.  Who would go and buy a calendar of naked clowns?  Just sayin.

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Stupid Criminals: The “Dunkin’ into Doughnuts” Edition

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Here’s some food for thought…

A man who took his pants off before going out for doughnuts at a shop just north of New York City has pleaded guilty to public lewdness. John Greco admits he exposed his genitals in February while placing an order at a Dunkin Donuts drive-through in Yorktown.

Just what were you going to do with those donuts Mister???

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Stupid Criminals: The “Wouldn’t You Do the Same Thing?” Edition

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

If you stole a beer truck for beer and found that it was empty, wouldn’t YOU abandon it?

FARGO, N.D. (AP) – Police arrested a 21-year-old man for allegedly stealing a beer truck, then dumping the vehicle after determining it contained no cargo.

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Stupid Criminals: The “It’s a Gas” Edition

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

This dude was charged with battery on a police officer after his most stupid stunt:

Cruz was pulled over by South Charleston police Tuesday for driving without headlights. After failing field sobriety tests, Cruz was taken to the station for a breathalyzer test.

The criminal complaint says that as a patrolman was preparing the machine, Cruz scooted his chair over, lifted his leg, passed gas and fanned it toward the officer.

Of course he bragged that he had passed the gas, but said it wasn’t aimed at the police officer.  Nice.

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PETA’s Breast Quest

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

PETA’s at it again:

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman.  “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

In a statement Ben and Jerry’s said, “We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.”

So….two thoughts.  Do PETA members put Momma’s milk in their coffee in the morning?  Oh, and even though Ben and Jerry are libtards at least they have half a mind to say no.

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