OMG (emphasis mine)!
A man addicted to masturbation and flashing coffee makers has thanked police for catching him saying he needs a hand to stop.
The Washington State man, 20, said he was addicted to fondling himself at drive-thru espresso stands and exposing himself to baristas.
But when finally caught he told police he was happy officers finally caught up with him.
‘Thank you for catching me. I need to stop and I can’t do it alone,’ the man allegedly told police.
Dood. If you are masturbating you are, indeed, “doing it alone.”