Stupid Criminals: The “I Need a Hand” Edition

OMG (emphasis mine)!

A man addicted to masturbation and flashing coffee makers has thanked police for catching him saying he needs a hand to stop.

The Washington State man, 20, said he was addicted to fondling himself at drive-thru espresso stands and exposing himself to baristas.

But when finally caught he told police he was happy officers finally caught up with him.

‘Thank you for catching me. I need to stop and I can’t do it alone,’ the man allegedly told police.

Dood.  If you are masturbating you are, indeed, “doing it alone.”



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