Stupid Criminals: The “Spice Rubs and Sausages” Edition

I’m not entirely sure what this dood was trying to do, but perhaps he got caught preparing for a nice meal of sausage and long pig:

Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Yes, rubbed one man with spices and whacked the other with a sausage.  An 8-inch sausage, by the way.

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