This guy is just a complete moron. But morons make for good discussion, right?
A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.
Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking.
“He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn’t a big deal,” Ward said.