VALENTINE, Neb. — Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark. Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind – sometimes his groin, sometimes both – on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.
“This is the weirdest case I’ve ever seen,” said police Chief Ben McBride.
Some residents of Valentine, a town of about 2,650 people, find some humor in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the “Butt Bandit.” But they also can’t help but cringe when finding his marks.
“We were completely grossed out,” said Kalli Kieborz, who works in a downtown building. “One day I walked into the office and an employee said, ‘Oh, my God, we’ve been struck!'”
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