Stupid Criminals: The “Things Ketch-Up With You” Edition

Why wouldn’t he just take those little packets at McDonalds, really?

ORANGE, Calif. (AP) – An Orange school board trustee known for his dark glasses, knit cap and rants at meetings was suspected of condiment kidnapping.

A Chapman University spokeswoman said the man was cited for petty theft on Saturday after he put a ketchup bottle under his clothing and left the school’s cafeteria.

The man must appear in court, and if charges are filed he could face 45 days in jail.



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