Pretty par for the course story, no?
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) – A man who state police said had a blood alcohol level more than six times the legal limit when he was arrested in July has pleaded no contest to drunken driving.
Well, it was until this:
Authorities said he had the highest blood alcohol level ever recorded for anyone in Rhode Island who wasn’t dead.
Oh, hell….he’s just an overachiever!