I’ll keep it simple: His new name should be Dumbass

Um….

A Somerset teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Music graduate George Garratt, 19, changed his name by deed poll online for £10, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Captain Fantastic said: “I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”

He joins a number of people with unusually long names, including Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, a girl born in Texas in 1984.

He says his grandmother is no longer speaking to him.  Of course, Dumbass, she doesn’t even know what your freaking NAME is!

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