Crotch Rot

We’re doomed.

Got a Yankees fan on your Christmas list? Or maybe a Red Sox [team stats] groupie you want to aggravate? Well, why just buy them an A-Rod shirt when you can get Alex Rodriguez’s authentic game-used underwear????

Now there’s a gift that keeps on giving!

Phil Castinetti of SportsWorld in Saugus has gotten his mitts on some All-Star undies – A-Rod’s, Kevin Youkilis [stats]’ and Josh Beckett [stats]’s – and he’s selling them on eBay starting today.

o, Phil, are the Major League unmentionables actually game-used?

“Oh, they’re used,” he said.

How does he know they’re used, did he make them pass the smell test himself?

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