A Turkey Dinner Gone Afowl!

MISHICOT, Wis. (AP) – A Wisconsin woman and her 5-year-old daughter got a fowl visitor when an unwelcome wild turkey crashed through a bedroom window.

Heidi Herrera said she was watching television with her daughter Thursday when the bird quickly charged into the living room of their home in the eastern Wisconsin town of Mishicot. Herrera got her daughter and their pet Chihuahua to safety in another bedroom. The mother then ventured out and found the turkey in the kitchen.

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Usually They Break OUT of Prison, Dood!

TEXARKANA, Ark. (AP) – A man caught breaking into the Miller County Jail last summer will soon leave his cell there for one in an Arkansas prison. Bobby Finley, 20, was accused of planning to sell drugs and tobacco inside the jail. Finley pleaded guilty Thursday to five felony counts and was sentenced to a total of 19 years in prison. But the sentences are to run consecutively and top out at five years.

Guards caught Finley using bolt cutters to get through the chain-link fence that surrounds the jail. Prosecutors said Finley had cocaine and marijuana in his possession.

“In 19 years of prosecuting you always encounter cases that make you believe you’ve seen it all – until you see a case of this nature,” Deputy Prosecutor Carlton Jones said. “It never ceases to amaze me.”

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A Different Kind of Crime With OJ

ALOHA, Ore. (AP) – An Oregon man spent Memorial Day in jail after dialing 911 to complain that a McDonald’s worker was rude and didn’t give him an orange juice he ordered. Raibin Osman was accused of improper use of the emergency telephone number.

The Oregonian newspaper reports that the 20-year-old bailed out of the Washington County Jail on Tuesday and could not be reached for comment.

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He Thong He Wouldn’t Get Caught!

ANDERSONVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – Deputies said a man who was caught wearing a woman’s thong was charged with a burglarizing a home. Chief Deputy Mark Lucas said deputies caught the 42-year-old man only wearing panties in an abandoned farm house. The officers followed his footprints from a nearby Andersonville home where a burglary had been reported.

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This Week’s Celebrations

National Dog Bite Prevention Week 17-25

National New Friends – Old Friends Week 17-23

National Effectiveness Week 18-25

National Backyard Games Week 18-25

Celebrations, Celebrations, Celebrations

Weekly:

National Return To Work Week (this follows update your references week)

National Etiquette Week

National Stuttering Awareness Week

Daily:

Thank God, the site has a printable daily calendar! Woo hoo!

Get Your Groove Thang On

Time to CELEBRATE!

May’s Monthlies:

Teen Self Esteem Month

National Good Car Keeping Month

Weekly:

Pen-Friends Week International

Flexible Work Arrangement Week

National Hug Holiday Week

Update Your References Week

Dating and Life Coach Recognition Week

Daily:

5 – Totally Chipotle Day

5 – Joseph Brackett Day

6 – Great American Grump Out

8 – No Socks Day

9 – International Migratory Bird Day

9 – Letter Carrier’s Food Drive Day

9 – Stay Up All Night Day

10 – Mother’s Day

10 – Windmill Day

11 – Eat What You Want Day